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Inbox me a fetish you could see me having.
curious
this is always funny tho most people know my kinks by now
i’m ready for a good laugh
^^^^^^^^^^^
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Audio post reblogged from The Randomness of a Teenage Wannabe Chef.. with 192,320 notes - Played 1,416,818 times
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you know this song.every word.
every syllable.
every letter.
every accent.
every punctuation.
every pause.
every beat.
every time signature.
always reblog.
Source: davegrowl
Post reblogged from The Party Don't Start 'Til I Walk In with 546 notes
oh dear god
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Photo reblogged from The Randomness of a Teenage Wannabe Chef.. with 2,301 notes
Classy.
Best mauser ever
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True story!
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;w;ww;w;w;w;w;
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Photoset reblogged from The Randomness of a Teenage Wannabe Chef.. with 26,859 notes
expressive peregrine falcons
(photos by sdwildgene)
Thespian falcon.
I AM LAUGHING
SO HARD
C’EST PARFAIT
#to fly or not to fly—that is the question #whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer the gusts and winds of outrageous fortune #or to take wing against a sea of fish and by opposing eat them
MY OTHER HALF IS PERFECT.
TO FLY - TO SWEEP,
NO MORE; AND BY A SWEEP TO SAY WE END
THE HEARTACHE AND THE THOUSAND NATURAL FLOCKS
THAT FISH IS HEIR TO: ‘TIS A CONSUMMATION
DEVOUTLY TO BE WISHED. TO FLY, TO SWEEP;
TO SWEEP, PERCHANCE TO DREAM - AY, THERE’S THE GRUB:
FOR IN THAT SWEEP OF DEATH WHAT STREAMS MAY COMEOH EMMA I CANNOT BE STOPPED
when we have molted off these mortal feathers,
must give us pause. there’s the respect
that makes calamity of so long meals.
for who would bear the winters and famines of time?
th’poacher’s wrong, the large bird’s contumely,
the pangs of despised love, the daylight’s delay,
the insolence of prey, and the spurns that
patient merit of th’unworthy take,
when he himself might his quietus make
with a bare bird claw? who would fardels bear
to squawk and caw under a weary life,
but that the dread of something after food,
the unrelenting hunger, from whose clutches
no hunter returns, puzzles the will.
and makes us rather bear those ills we have
than fly to others we know not of?
thus hunger does make fools of us all.
Clint, calm down.
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Photo reblogged from The Randomness of a Teenage Wannabe Chef.. with 205,429 notes
Photoshop In life.
reblog then click the photo
I’m sorry but this is just cool.
what the hell?! why doesn’t this have more notes?!
Oh my god.
I reblogged and nothing happened :c
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Mama told me what I should know, too much candy gonna rot your soul. If she loves you, let her go. ‘Cause love only gets you down.
Source: mestafaron
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Chat reblogged from The Randomness of a Teenage Wannabe Chef.. with 35,874 notes
- Straight person: I support gay rights.
- Ignorant person: Gay.
- Straight person: No, I think you misunderstood, I am heterosexual, but I don't see anything wrong with people who aren't the same as me, I think they deserve the same respect as the rest of us.
- Ignorant person: Faggot. You're going to hell.
- Straight person: Kay cool, brb gonna go kick a dog.
- Ignorant person: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? It's just a dog it's not hurting anybody, why are you being so cruel to it?
- Straight person: Oh lol wow didn't know you were a dog. Freak...
- Ignorant person: I'm not a dog...
- Straight person: Well obviously you are, why else would you being trying to stand up for dogs if you're not a dog?
- Ignorant person: Wow, don't you know you can stand up for something without being it?
- Straight person: ...
- Ignorant person: oh...
- Straight person: Go fuck yourself.
Source: toloveandbelovedbyme
Photo reblogged from The Randomness of a Teenage Wannabe Chef.. with 178,270 notes
I reblog this everytime I see it on my dash.
This.. wow.
This seriously made me tear up. That’s disgusting, and I can’t imagine what she went through. That guy is a real fucking man, and I wish I could shake his hand and hug that girl as hard as I can.
I love SixBillionSecrets. This is one of the secrets that really touched me too, I absolutely fucking adore the guy who wrote this
always reblog. i love this.
BEING A BOYFRIEND: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.
awwwhh so amazingg. thats a boyfriend.
oealkdkljvkadf
Omg
People like these..really I admire them.
Sometimes I hate everyone and everything in the world.
And then something like this post happens and I remember all the good that’s still left in people.
Secret poster, you are amazing.
fds abgyhbnmwekodhjfskal fkjnhjsbvuia awe i feel like crying.
I know how that is….When I read the first sentence, I actually thought the poster was a girl for some reason. It wasn’t until I read the comments that I realized that the poster could also be male ._. But it isn’t a given?
T.T
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