go into your garage, take that dirty ass rake that you think you remember using to fend off a stray animal once, and cook your fucking food on it, you piece of shit pleb. eat off the fuckin thing while you’re at it. rake = giant fork. LIFE HACK..
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The Adventures of Batman and Bear-Robin!
In Gif form! :P
You know those art students that are like “hm, think I’ll do a little doodle or something,” and then they make an absolute masterpiece in under five minutes?
the best of mandy
i need to rewatch this show
i love this character
HOW ABOUT THE ONE WHERE ITS LIKE
If you are what you eat, i could be you by morning
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
Have you seen a Toco Toucan hop down stairs lately? Or a Keel-billed Toucan bathe with a glass of restaurant water?
I love toucans so much!!! QoQ <333
Say what you will about Texas, but they know how to organize their aisles
Damn right we do
We know our placements. Need salty noms to go with alcohol.
you’ve been hit by
you’ve been struck by
the worse part is that I can hear his voice say that in my head
HERE YOU GO AMERICANS, BAGGED MILK FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE
no we do not just leave the milk open in the fridge u little shit
but why is it bagged…
having to buy an extra appliance/tool to use the milk instead of just making it accessable the first go seems…unnecessary?
Reusable container and a plastic bag is cheaper than a plastic jug. So, less waste in the end and its cheaper.
Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut.
Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.
We like to let out our animal side every once in a while.
Please Reblog and don’t repost on other sites!
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